Thirsty babes for cock looking on the road for some adventure

What?

Where?

Where are you talking about?

We're in the fucking middle of the desert.

Are you fucking nuts?

I swear to God, there's no other fucking desert back roads.

Are you on shrooms?

There's no girls out here.

Dude, there's not another desert back road.

Far as the eyes can see, it's fucking desert, baby.

Yeah!

We're in the desert, bitch.

What am I supposed to do?

Woo! Hammer down!

Party shot! Party shot!

Go! Party shot!

Oh yeah! Party time!

Hammer that beer baby! Hammer!

Go! Go! Go! Go!

Oh, Hurst are getting serious.

Woo!

Yeah!

Jim, is that safe down there?

What do you think?

It could be a good safe too.

Might get laid Johnny.

Konnichiwa.

Dude, there really is someone down there.

Bullshit!

There's only fucking tortoises down there.

I'm telling you, there's a chick walking down the road.

It's a guy dressed like a chick.

Hey, Jared, find a tortoise!

It's a pussy mirage.

We are here because Sierra wants to find a desert tortoise.

I want a turtle.

There's somewhere. Walk around and look for a tortoise.

You gotta call for a turtle if you wanna look for it.

How do you call a turtle?

Turtle, turtle.

Come on, let's look for turtles.

Turtle! Where's all the turtles at?

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