Threesome fun

I pick the wrong girls.

But you guys, you're the best pickers I know.

You picked each other.

How?

Well, with a slight assist from the Wesleyan

Household Department.

And a healthy splash of Ducan noir.

Get out there.

Find me a girl.

We'll double date on Valentine's Day.

If I like her, I will marry her.

If she's cool with it.

And she will be.

Because I'll wear my nice blazer.

I love that blazer almost as much as Robin Lovestock.

I do not love Don Robin.

Neurologically speaking, the part of the human brain that

makes you hate people is located right next to the part of the

brain that makes you want to jump people's bones.

The two responses are so similar, it's hard to tell them apart.

You know what it's like?

Wait, I have to get a book.

Give me 30 seconds.

OK, this is fun.

Look at this picture.

It's a rabbit.

You can look at it for hours and be absolutely sure it's a rabbit.

But then one day, you look at it and you realize, wait a second.

It's a duck.

It's a rabbit.

It's a duck.

Rabbit, duck, rabbit, duck.

Isn't this fun?

It sure was.

Relationships are like that.

I mean, look, when you first met Don, you hated him.

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