Tight Ends

Dude, we are so seriously late for this game. Coach is gonna kick our asses.

Thanks, Bryce.

It's not gonna be your ass that gets in trouble.

It'll be mine.

You're one of his favorites.

Now get in the truck.

Fuck, what are we gonna do now, Wade?

What the hell were we thinking?

We shouldn't have gone to that frat party last night.

Hey, remember, Daniel thinks we were at your sister's wedding reception last night.

So let's stick to the story.

And help me get this piece of shit in the garage.

Alright.

Yeah, come on!

I think I need something else.

Hand me the next size up.

Maybe you'd like this

Mmm.

Oh

Oh.

Oh yeah!

We may very well lose.

Hey you

What you gonna take yourself to?

I'm not another dream about Coach T.

Adam and Dave want me to fuck with the coach.

And I want the coach to fuck me.

I don't want to get her in trouble.

But if he doesn't fuck me soon, the season's gonna end and I'm never gonna get a chance to have him fuck me.

What am I going to do now?

I don't want to blackmail the coach.

You will blackmail the coach for us, or else.

We'll make sure the dean finds out that you're a faggot.

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