Took his to the vet, ended up with a date

Anytime.

Look, I hope I don't have to wait for him to get sick to see you again.

I'm sorry?

Well, I have tickets to the opera this evening. Do you want to come?

Great.

It's really well at my house.

Thanks.

I had a wonderful time tonight.

Yeah, so did I.

The opera was kind of long, though.

Well, we had to wait for the fat lady to sing.

Look, I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but I have something for you.

Really?

It's a "Will you date me?" ring.

Oh.

Look, I mean, I don't do it with all the guys.

I appreciate that.

It's just that when I give myself to somebody, it's with my whole heart.

Yeah.

I've been waiting a long time to meet someone like you.

Oh

Ah

Oh yeah.

Oh, oh, oh yeah.

Oh, oh yeah.

Oh

Oh, you're gonna talk about me.

Bye.

Oh, fuck me.

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