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I can do the job. You said big tits.

Look at the fucking size of those bastards.

No, mate. No, no, no. - No, mate, listen.

I could report you. Equal opportunities.

Lawsuit, maybe. You're fucked. You've got to at least interview me.

Mate, there must be some misunderstanding there.

You should have specified in your advert, mate.

Tough fucking shit. I need the money. You don't want to get sued.

Out of my fucking way. Nice gaff. Got some beer?

I'll have lager, mate, please.

Nice and cold. Bit of head on the top, cos I love a bit of head meat.

Hey, and, er...

Fucking hell, the phone's going. Piss off and get that, will you, mate?

Bring us a beer on your fucking way back.

Let me take this phone call, yeah? Don't you dare move, you fucking joke.

Hang on, I've got to sort this shit out.

He can fucking moan all he wants. I'll sue him for this fucking house. It'll belong to me.

I hope he hasn't got a fat missus. I don't want to fuck any fat birds while I'm working here. Do you know what I mean?

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