UK Sara #09

Um, isn't there a little something missing?

A little lower down, perhaps?

Ah, you mean...

I mean, you don't appear, Sarah, to be wearing a skirt.

Well, it's a bit of a long story, sir.

I see, yes, and...

I had rather a fun night out and I left it in the officer's mess.

And I really didn't think you'd mind.

Well, I, um, perhaps don't mind, but it is rather against regulations.

However, you do look somewhat splendid.

I tell you, um, could I just see a little more, do you think?

Well, now look at us, and at that, so to speak.

Mm, my word!

I guess I could take some dictation for you. How's that?

Oh, I think that would be a splendid idea.

Let me have a look.

My word, do stand up for me again.

Now I'm quite sure that they are not regulation knickers.

Well, I do like to do my bit.

Mm, and what's about...

I'm a real country sir.

Do you really? Well, what's about the rest?

I hope the rest is strictly regulation.

Ooh, no, I don't think that's quite strictly regulation either.

And I do like to welcome my superior officers in the nicest of fashions.

Well, I'll tell you, sir, I haven't ever been greeted in quite such a spectacular fashion.

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