V.B.

I'm here for the movie.

For the movie?

Yeah.

Really?

Are you aware that this is a zero-tolerance entertainment production?

I think so.

Right, well that's the name that's going to be on the check that's going to be given to you.

Okay.

Now there's a few questions I have to ask you before I can allow you to proceed past this point.

Okay.

First of all, do you have a suitcase pimp waiting for you in the driveway?

No.

No suitcase pimp at all?

I don't have suitcase pimps.

Really?

Yeah.

So the money you get, you get to keep?

Yes.

Really?

Yeah.

Very exciting.

Do you have a **** habit that prevents you from getting to work on time most of the time?

No.

That's good to know.

Any disfiguring scars, birth defects, anything like that that we should know about?

About 17.

Really?

Oh yeah, everywhere.

I'm covered.

Just marked up like a road map, huh?

Viciously beaten.

Okay.

But seriously, you're in pretty good shape otherwise, huh?

Yeah, I'm in good shape.

Yeah?

Bad boob job or?

No, no, my boobs don't have boobs.

I mean, they don't have, you know.

Well, they don't.

They're not gigantic, but they're very big.

They don't have implants.

Right.

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