Vintage 1971

Okay. Bye.

Hey Barbara, you know what happened to me this morning?

What happened?

Oh, this guy my mom's going out with, he comes up to me and he ripped my shirt off and he grabbed my bone.

Oh my God.

He scared me half to death. He told me I was a tease and I was going to get in trouble.

It was really sickening.

Oh really?

So what happened?

Nothing.

Nothing?

I just sort of stomped off because I was so mad.

I figure that with you. Nothing ever happens with you.

No, I don't want it to. I just like to play around.

You're weird.

No I'm not. I'm a virgin. I want to stay that way.

So who's that guy?

I don't know. He's just the guy my mom's going out with. He's pretty good looking.

He's a ***?

Yeah. He'd probably like him. I think he's here right now.

Oh really?

Yeah.

Why don't you turn me over to him?

He's with my mother.

Oh no.

What do we pick, huh?

I don't know. What are we going to do?

I don't know. Why don't we have a party?

Invite Mike and Dave over?

We could do that.

Why don't you call them up?

Okay. What's the number?

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