Vintage: John Holmes My Tongue is Quick 1

What do I do?

Who am I?

Well, this is me. You see on the screen. My name is Nicky butane

Ain't that a gas?

The good-looking cunt with the cock in her mouth is my secretary.

Her name is Virginia, but I call her Vagina.

Vagina Bountiful. You'll see why later.

That's my cock, by the way. I'm a private dick.

Hold it. Don't get me wrong. I'm definitely not a cop.

Not that kind of private dick. Not me.

I'm a very special kind of private dick. I run a stud service

for very rich and very bored ladies who like to get a

little stray fucking, but like to keep it out of the gossip columns.

They come to, you know, old Nicky,

and he and his men give them what they want, and they pay through the cunt for it.

Actresses, widows, bored millionaires,

they all come to Nick for some dick.

You want to know more about Vagina, huh?

Well, it's already obvious. I mean, she's a real

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