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$4,000 what is the definition of a wild goose?
Don't tell me, don't, don't, don't tell me, don't, don't prompt, don't anybody say anything, I know it, I know it, I know it, yes, yes, oh here it is, yes, a wild goose is one that is an inch off-center.
to have a salesman joke. This fella, his car broke down in front of a general store, see.
But what the poor sap didn't know was that the general store was a sham for a cat house.
He checked in under his hood and he found out that he was missing a 10 cent screw.
Well wasn't it lucky that he was in front of a general store.
He goes in and he says to the guy behind the counter,
"I would like to purchase a 10 cent screw."
And the guy said, "Well, I'll tell you."
He said, "I have a redhead upstairs for $10."
Well, the guy said, "Well, I'm afraid you misunderstand.
"I want a 10 cent screw."
He said, "Well, I have a blonde *****."
He said, "Well, I'll tell you, I'm a redhead."
"I want a 10 cent screw."
"I want a 10 cent screw."
He said, "Well, I have a blonde *****."
"I want a 10 cent screw."
He said, "Well, I have a blonde *****."
He said, "Well, I have a blonde *****."
There once was a girl from Madras who had a most beautiful ass.
It wasn't pink as you might think, but grey, had long ears and ate grass.
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