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Thank you, I got it.

So, pretty chill, huh?

Yeah, yeah.

You're up to something, aren't you?

Yeah, I just want to talk about man stuff.

Must do pretty well in the lady department, huh?

Yeah, I guess I do pretty well for myself.

Yeah? And they're pretty happy with it?

So, yeah.

So, a while ago,

I actually had a vasectomy.

Vasectomy?

Yeah, and so, one thing that I'll tell you

is about 15% of people who have vasectomies,

they have something called

a PVS

or some shit like that.

It's basically pain

when you get hard.

Pain?

Yeah, so my dick actually works pretty well,

but once it gets hard, it's very painful.

And I haven't been able to fuck my wife

in 13 months.

So, you see where I'm going with this, right?

Uh...

I want you to fuck my wife.

What? Really?

Yeah.

Oh, that's kind of weird.

Dude, dang.

What are you guys talking about?

Nothing.

Have you decided yet?

Decided?

Yeah, she asked for you.

I don't know.

I don't know.

It's still kind of weird.

Why don't you change his mind for you?

I think I should.

So you don't want to fuck me?

No.

They taste better than they look.

They do.

And they look pretty damn good.

Isn't that our abs just bursting?

I'm surprised you don't want to fuck me.

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