Wank party outdoors camp

Crack 'em open, come on.

It's never too early.

It's been a while, what you guys been up to?

Not really mate, just work and all that, same old shit.

Same shit, different day.

How about you boys?

Not much.

Nice and exciting life then, eh?

Yeah.

Fucking hell.

Someone must have been up to something, it's been fucking years.

Been to Amsterdam, been to a few holidays, been good.

Bit drier than this though.

Can't even afford a proper holiday, all I can afford is a fucking tent in the field.

I lost my job about three weeks ago, so I've been looking for a new one.

Makes two of us.

The dodgy manager.

What did you get, a sack?

Not really.

I'll take that as a yes.

Let's not go there.

A bit of sunshine, finally.

Yeah, for a sack.

Anyway boys, good to see you all again.

Been a long time, you know what I mean?

Happy days, get down here.

In one then, Matt.

Show us how it's done.

Oh, fuck.

What?

That's one.

No fucking way.

And that's nine o'clock in the morning.

Fantastic.

Next one.

Oh, man.

Show us how it's done, boys.

It's going to be a long...

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