What you have barely counts as a cock SPH
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Well look at your tiny little dick down there! Haha it is so small and so pathetic that all I can do is laugh at you. Were you born a girl? There is absolutely no way you can ever please a woman.
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Aww, look at the little man. You should almost be in like one of those weird circus acts.
Cause that's really what your supposed cock looks like. It's just like weird and unusual.
You should really be on the Guinness Book of World Records for tiniest cock out there.
I just don't know if we really want to classify it as a cock. Cause it's so... mini.
It's the only way to put it. You have a mini man cock.
Have you been told that before? Has it been embarrassing?
When you go and you take a girl out to dinner. Cause you know, you're not a horrible looking guy.
I could totally see you getting dates with girls. Taking them out. Getting them home.
And even with them being *********, once your pants get taken off, they're like, "Oh my god, where is it?"
Are you a woman?
Aww, look at you. You're one of those little tiny dick motherfuckers, aren't you?
Really? You can put that anywhere. How do you jerk off? Maybe with two little pinky fingers?
I mean, honestly, girls have to make fun of you. Are you a virgin? I almost guarantee you're a virgin.
I see that dick of yours. All I can do is fucking just laugh and laugh and laugh. I've never seen a dick that tiny before.
Lord, I don't have any on your heart. Or is that heart? I can't remember.
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