Whatever Turns You On (1987) m22

Come on, you're kidding me.

Am I kidding? Besides all that, man, this bitch was a bit kinky.

I like this place. It's okay.

Good, why don't you like pick a couple, you know?

This is a lot easier than I figured.

Too bad.

Hey there, big kahuna.

Wanna wax me down?

It's your turn.

Ow, baby.

Yeah.

Oh, there we go. I thought something was missing.

Well, like, you know, I can't seem to get turned on the fuck without the sound of the ocean, you know?

I mean, I just have to hear water. It's so funny.

Like, one time I was in a motel with a guy, you know?

And, like, I had to have the bathtub on, like, for two and a half hours.

I was having fun. I'm just funny with the whole place.

I bet.

I like your little fish here.

That's George.

George.

I'm looking running down the street shoes in one hand my pants in the other trying to put the fuckers on I turn around

I see that's yelling from the window

We say we have another drink

for a rich guy. Not a guy named Rich, okay?

You ever been to Bentley's?

Oh, fuck.

Talk about money bitches.

Yeah, so anyway, I'm over there one night.

Yeah.

And I'm cruising the place and I come on the back of this really hot looking lawn, right?

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