When You Hook Up With A Stranger Who's Your Step-Cousin!

We're close now.

We should get a drink.

Sharing a sip of water makes us close?

Absolutely.

We're swap and spit.

Sharing a water bottle is like

the least fun way to do that.

I mean,

we can do it the other way if you like.

This is weird.

Weird?

Well, not weird in a bad way.

I just don't make it a habit to

make out with random guys.

I do.

You should try it more often.

I'm telling you, you're missing out.

Ha. I'll keep that in mind.

I'm here for the family reunion, as in, you know, family member.

So, my family reunion.

Um, probably not. My mom's Rita and Carl and her eloped last year.

Carl's my uncle. You're my cousin.

Well, it was nice to meet you.

So.

I freak out.

I hook up with a lot of guys.

But I just don't make it a habit of hooking up with my step cousins.

Do you have more than one?

I didn't even know I had you.

Let's just say your surprise step cousin is into making out with you.

Would you be into making out with him then?

See you just like that.

Let's see what else we got.

Like that.

I'm gonna go back to packing them out.

Shouldn't be anybody in here.

Wow, it's a huge day.

Nice and fluffy.

Yeah.

Oh yeah, thank you.

Oh

Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, boy.

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