Wife is cheating while husband is on the phone

Suckin' dick.

No, I'm just kidding.

That's awesome.

I'm watching the Big Bang Theory.

Nothing with the TV.

What are you going to do with the *****?

Maybe it's just version of the skulls.

I'm sorry you had a hard day at work.

It's the TV.

I told you I'm watching the Big Bang Theory.

What was that?

I still didn't catch that.

I couldn't hear you.

I need some water.

Tell them what you did today.

I put my glasses on, I can't see your mouth.

I cleaned the house.

And put up laundry.

I'm a vampire.

Vacuumed the floor.

Fix my glasses.

I can't understand you.

You're breaking up.

Is that some meat out for dinner?

It looks like tasty meat.

See you in the calendar coming out.

I can't wait for you to get home.

I don't think you're ready, sir.

I'm masturbating.

I'm thinking of you while I'm doing it.

It feels really good.

Get up.

Mm-hmm.

Yes, I'm waiting for you to get home.

Still here?

Still...

How long do you think it's gonna be?

I just sucked it up.

You have magic again.

Good for you.

I also have these sad memories.

Hurry up and get home.

I'm watching this film twice a night.

I don't think any of them are actually in this film.

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