Wife's naughty friend

I know, my sex life isn't the greatest either, so you're not alone.

Yeah, he's pretty selfish.

He's one of those, you know, lasts for five minutes and takes it all for himself.

Wow.

Yeah.

Oh my God, that's terrible.

I know.

I get it like maybe once a month, 'cause he's always away on business, so I'm like, "Oh my gosh."

Oh my God.

So I have like no sex life.

Wow.

Yeah, but it's me and the toy.

We could always have sex together.

Oh yeah, that's funny.

What?

Why not?

That's cute.

I mean, why not?

Sex with, I mean, a girl, I mean, we've done that.

I know you're joking, you're the clown over here.

I would totally do it.

You would totally do it?

Yeah!

What?

Come on!

What do you mean?

I don't even know what to do.

I know you've had a couple drinks.

We're like...

I don't think I've had enough drinks.

We may not remember it in the morning.

I probably will.

I've never done that before.

Oh, come on.

Do it.

I don't know.

Oh my God.

I don't even know what to do.

I'll show you.

That's so weird.

Okay, let's just talk.

You like it?

Yeah.

My hubby bought it for me.

So, anyway...

So do we.

That's nice.

No, I don't know. This is just, this is weird.

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