wish my wife could be like her

They sent me over.

Yeah, yeah, uh, yeah, we were gonna go out, but.

It's okay, I mean, I know I'm a little bit late

'cause I missed the 112 bus, but my homies brought me over.

Is it okay if they come in and use the bathroom?

Well, uh. - Hey.

Hey, how you doing?

Where's the bathroom, over here?

Yeah, yeah, what's up? - It's bad.

So, where do you wanna go out to?

Well, I don't know.

See, my mom called and something came up.

I have to go.

Wait a minute, what is it?

You don't wanna go out with me now?

It's not that.

I, um, wow, you're black.

Yeah, and? - I'm sorry.

You're what?

What's the problem? - What did you say?

You got off the bus?

I was gonna catch the bus, but I missed it.

Oh, right. - My airport's far.

Right, your homeboy's.

But they can give us a ride to where we need to go.

Well, um, God, I just, can we take a minute?

I need to, hold on.

I'd like to, uh.

Do you have any beer?

My homies got thirsty.

No, no, no, I don't have beer.

Wow, so your name's Mark?

Yeah, and your name's Mary.

Yeah. - Oh, very beautiful.

Yeah, thank you, thank you.

So you wasn't expecting a black guy?

No. - That's okay.

Not three, either.

Oh, they're gonna, I think they're gonna leave

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