Worship my arsehole. I'm going to fart for you.

If you get your tongue in deep enough, maybe you'll get a fart.

I know you love having that essence on your face all day.

I bet your friends and family can smell it.

By the time I'm done with you, they'll be calling you fart face.

You'll be so proud of me farting on you that you'll probably want to tell everybody.

I'm going to lay on my stomach and I want you to kiss my ass.

That's right, kiss each cheek.

Tell me how much you love my ass.

You're easily replaced.

Now you do a good job or you're gone.

Now I just want my legs.

Kiss that soft flesh.

Now work your way all the way down to my feet.

And sniff them.

Suck my toes.

Now come back up here because I think I have to fart again.

Now come here and get your nose on this, okay?

Get right in there.

It's your lucky day.

You got all of that right in your face.

Somebody else is texting me.

They probably want me to fart in their face too.

You know, I wonder how much I could charge per fart.

You'll be so addicted you'll probably pay $100 a fart.

Soon that won't be enough.

You'll want your shit in your mouth.

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