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On a good day, right?

On a good day.

You know, if you get a little bit of the sauce in me.

Could work out to your advantage.

What is your sauce of choice?

My sauce of choice is usually beer.

The carbonation helps out a lot.

See?

Wow.

That was good.

It's pretty good.

You just set off an alarm with that one.

I know.

It shook the room.

But, yeah, you know, I guess I could take a small measure of pride in my burping.

Isn't it funny that because you're a beautiful girl that your burps are hot?

Like, guys burping, there's nothing hot about that.

Yeah, no, not really.

Like, girls can get away with anything.

Well, there's definitely something alluring about a taboo.

Definitely.

That's what a girl burping essentially is.

Yep, I agree.

It definitely takes a while.

So uh, can you do anything else gross for us?

Well, maybe.

I'm trying to, I think maybe I'm trying to work out a little something for you.

Let's see if I can just kind of, I don't know.

I don't want to end up going too far with that.

I don't want to end up ******** my pants.

That's a whole different fetish.

That's a whole different fetish.

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