You Made a Deal with the Devil and Now It's Time to Pay up

You dont pay in souls here

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Hear me, demon! I call upon thee! I wish to borrow thine power!

Lend me your aid! I summon thee!

Holy shit, it worked!

Hi. I appreciate your offering of incense, and while I do like this candlelight ambiance,

I assume you wanted to make some sort of deal, so how about we kick on the lights and talk shop? Sound good?

Prikaži manje Prikaži više

Um, okay.

Well, all that cloak and dagger is fine. It's not exactly good for talking business. What's wrong?

Um, nothing. I just didn't expect you to look like this.

Well, what were you expecting? Some horns? Maybe a tail? A pitchfork, maybe?

Um, something like that.

You've been watching too many cartoons, man. That's, uh...

The real frightening thing about demons is that, um, from the outside, we're actually indistinguishable from human beings.

In fact, we walk among you every day and you don't even notice.

That's terrifying.

Yes, very much so. But, um, anyway, I assume you did the ritual because you want to borrow some of our power, is that correct?

Um, yeah.

Alright, cool. Well, um, I actually have the contract right here. See?

Um, all you gotta do is sign it and then we can get to business.

Wow. You, uh, you didn't even read it. You just signed it.

Um, yeah, you're actually the first person to not read it. Confident, aren't we?

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You made a deal with the devil and now it's time to pay up!