Your cock is just way too small for us SPH

Yeah, that's definitely not considered a dick.

A dick is like, you know, a dick.

That's not even a huge cock.

No.

That's a little tiny *********** penis.

Your penis is so worthless, I wouldn't even let that thing near me.

You should be fucking ashamed of yourself.

Seriously, how can you walk around?

I know, the only thing that that is good for is for our enjoyment.

Our enjoyment.

I just like your fun of your little tiny penis.

I mean, it's kind of cute, like I kind of just want to like flip it.

It's not even cute.

Well, it's not cute.

I can't do anything.

No, it just, it doesn't even do anything if you just flip it.

It's like half of the size of my tiny little pinky.

Yeah, that's tiny.

That's--

What would your little pathetic little manhood do for me?

Absolutely nothing.

That's what.

So you do it, grab your--

Don't get cocky.

Grab your pinky.

What about this ring?

All right, I'll do it.

Grab your cocky little dick.

Whatever, we're not dealing with you.

Get out of our face.

What a waste.

Let's go find a real dick.

I've never seen a penis that small.

You know, that might even be too big.

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