Your dick was inside me, that's not exactly an April fool’s!

What's the deal?

What the fuck is this?

I just thought we should have a healthy breakfast.

We've been binging on snacks and cookies ever since we started this swap.

April fools!

Oh, fuck.

I'll go get your real breakfast ready.

Oh my god, she got it so good.

I know, right?

The question is, how are we going to get even?

Got it.

So, swap dad comes home every day from work, right?

He takes a shower.

Then, right afterwards, he goes straight to the room and takes a nap.

With swap mom.

I think they're fucking!

And so what?

So, here's the idea.

You go in there while he's in the shower, tell him swap mom said they're going to switch rooms, right?

You go lay in the bed.

He thinks you're her.

So you want me to pretend to be her?

Yeah.

I like it.

And then, if he starts getting freaky on you, then you'll be like, "April fools!"

Yeah, I can totally do that.

I like it.

Let's do it.

Hey sweetie.

Good day at work today?

I had a bitch of a day.

Do you think you could give me a massage?

Please?

I like that.

Hmm, it's kind of fucked up.

But I do think he's really hot.

Maybe I could get some swap dick if I play my cards right.

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