Your Wife Or Mine (1971)

things with other people and come home and try them with each other.

How about you?

Well, uh...

We're Presbyterian.

We've never, I mean...

Well, I never, well I mean except with my wife.

I always go into people's estrangements.

What are you selling, lady?

Vicki Crane and her husband.

Yeah, I'm all right.

Oh, you put me on.

No, hey listen.

Mama, look, I'm sorry.

But neither do I, really.

Okay, bye-bye.

I guess you and your wife have already made the swap.

No, I'm all for it, but Vicki, she's kind of conservative.

Oh, hi, this is Vicki, my wife. This is Paul Shoemaker.

Hi, Vicki.

Meyer and I are newborn in the Navy.

Paul is telling me...

talk dirty? Really!

Hey man, she came across a little square.

Hey, you know some of these women get some crazy ideas.

Imagine what she'll be like when she's older.

Let's see, get that thing stiff.

Hey, Vicky, honey, come here a minute.

We need a job.

Which one's biggest, babe?

Thank you. - You're welcome.

Willie Thomas is Sheldon Crane's best friend.

They grew up together in this town.

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