Yurizan Beltran Spanish Lesson Jerk Off Instruction

Come on, look at me. I basically have four eyes.

Pay attention, please.

We're going to start on the first sentence.

Quiero cortarme el pelo.

Please repeat that after me.

Very good.

Pero no mucho.

You just said, "I wanted to cut my hair, but not very much."

You know, you really need to focus.

What do you think your parents are paying me for?

You're never going to graduate your freshman year of college.

You're never going to go on to being a sophomore.

All your friends are going to make fun of you, and it's just silly Spanish.

Okay, let's do it again.

Quiero cortarme el pelo.

I want to cut my hair.

Say it.

What is your problem?

Okay, let's move on to another page.

Maybe this is just not good for you.

There is a page I wanted to do.

Let's do "Going to Dinner."

Page number 22.

Página número 22.

¿Dónde está la carne en el restaurante?

Very good.

¿Pero no querías comer pescado?

Yes, it does mean, "But you didn't want to eat seafood."

Good boy.

Let's move on to the next one.

¿Y usted, señor, va a tomar...?

Good, you guessed it.

"Do you, sir, want a drink?"

Good boy.

¿Algo de beber?

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